June 2010
1 post
The Asterisk*...*No longer just for eight grade...
via the New York Daily News 
Jun 10th
May 2010
4 posts
Tripp "the bastard" Palin: Christmas come early...
holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. Christmas come early. No, Tripp, Daddy (via Levi Johnson) isn’t coming back (he doesn’t love you). It’s better than that: the great state of Illinois, the state that brought you Lincoln-Douglas and Blogoyovitch-JerrySpringer debates, hosted the first annual Sexy Sarah Look-A-Like Contest aka Strippers Dressed as Palin as, wait for it, AN OFFICIAL...
May 19th
Imagine a Town Center Here
Imagine a town center here
May 12th
May 9th
A New Grassroots Movement is Starting....
…the “Turn Trenton into the Vatican of New Jersey” movement. From the pages of the Trentonian to you (this really was a headline),  “Transform Trenton into ‘Vatican’ of New Jersey”   So, This… Will Become this…. This…. Will Become this…. Chris Christie will be named Pope? The capital building will be the sistine...
May 6th
April 2010
1 post
Hipster Diaspora Update: Go west young hipsters,...
As we all know 2010-12 are the years when the hipster diaspora will commence. Let’s face it-rents are only going to go up in Silver Lake, Williamsburg, Green Point let alone all the hipster persecution that has recently started via urban guerilla violence against american apparel outlets. Hipsters: NYC/LA is too overpopulated by your type, go west, to the site of the future hipster movement:...
Apr 30th
January 2010
2 posts
“This unashamed wannabe is terrorising the talent scouts of LA with her chav...”
– The Guardian’s Paul Lester on LIFE IS DEAD AS LIFE ITSELF
Jan 15th
Exhibit B: Ke-dollarsign-a as featured on reality...
THIS IS IT
Jan 14th
September 2009
1 post
Artifacts of Modernity →
This tumblr is merely a landing page for Artifacts of Modernity. Damn you Tumblr for your lack of ability to delete default tumblrs.
Sep 24th