Tripp “the bastard” Palin: Christmas come early kiddo….
holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. Christmas come early. No, Tripp, Daddy (via Levi Johnson) isn’t coming back (he doesn’t love you). It’s better than that: the great state of Illinois, the state that brought you Lincoln-Douglas and Blogoyovitch-JerrySpringer debates, hosted the first annual Sexy Sarah Look-A-Like Contest aka Strippers Dressed as Palin as, wait for it, AN OFFICIAL FUNDRAISER FOR THE TEA PARTY. Somewhere, Rupert Murdoch is crying and counting his money at the same time wishing he came up with this genius idea. Our only question is, will it hurt or benefit Palin when these strippers are inevitably mistaken for her during her 2012 campaign for Führer President?
Who wants to be America’s Next Top Neo-Con?
You wanna be on top?
I’ll let you be my running mate…
Poll: Would men want to see their president naked (via Gina Davis)? Will the first women president be a stripper? Playmate of the year=veteran in terms of street-cred with voters? Will Monica Lewinski return to politics?
These are the days of our lives…..
